This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
by TOL92 November 27, 2018
Get the Joseph Cookson’dmug. by Gypsy rose gold April 26, 2022
Get the Josephmug. The most talented playing piano,drums and other instruments. His ear for music is the best yet!! He's a hard worker and GREAT ASS FRIEND, NO DOUBT!! HE IS THE BEST PERSON TO BE AROUND TO UPLIFT YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. HE IS DEFINITELY SEXY AS UMMMMMM AND TALL, CHOCOLATE AND FINNNNNE!! HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HIS EYES AND SMILE ARE SOMETHING TO SEE BUT THOSE DIMPLES(GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY) LOL DEFINITELY LEAVES A MARK!!
by AhChanti July 27, 2022
Get the Joseph aka Josiemug. by notellie January 15, 2019
Get the Ryan Joseph Heathmug. by Mr Mx hammer July 4, 2020
Get the Joseph Matamug. People named Joseph are typically introverts who love time to themselves to improve themselves via exercise or some other form of practice Joseph's are typically very good looking and have a minimum of 6-inch dick and are quite perverted but will be shy at first but with socialising but when you get them into a topic they like they'll be able to discuss it all day josephs don't like boring convos and prefer meaningfully ones.
Izzy "OMG! it's joseph he's so calm and collective I hope he notices me in these tight leggings"
Grace "God he is so hot and his personality is so much better than Dirty Danny that pervert trying to steal my bras and panties Joseph would never do something like that what a gentleman he is".
Alicia"I heard he beat up Ethan god he is so strong he broke his ribs and knocked 4 of his teeth out so cool!"
Grace "God he is so hot and his personality is so much better than Dirty Danny that pervert trying to steal my bras and panties Joseph would never do something like that what a gentleman he is".
Alicia"I heard he beat up Ethan god he is so strong he broke his ribs and knocked 4 of his teeth out so cool!"
by PaigeDawns December 4, 2021
Get the Josephmug. Joseph’s are the most stunning creature that God has ever created. Outgoing and funny by day and an insatiable seductress by night, Joseph is everything a hot blooded man has ever dreamed of in a person. Joseph’s are known to the WHOLE neighbourhood for his expertise and prowess in the bedroom.
Everyone knows Joseph…
by Everything names.093 November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug.