A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
Get the Satirical Joke Assassinmug. 
by Killakod500 December 26, 2017
Get the Jokemug. "CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
by Yashirim June 12, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulationsmug. someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019
Get the my jokemug. A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021
Get the Car Insid-'er Jokemug.