the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
Get the johnny parsonsmug. A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher December 31, 2023
Get the Slippery Johnnymug. by Papaspizza June 24, 2017
Get the johnny eyesmug. A man who speaks clearly & Fully Fluent in English, Spanish & French. He high vocal strength & Loudness which he cannot be quiet anymore, anyone can hear him clearly even if hes tired.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024
Get the Johnny Sundaemug. When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
Get the claim a Johnny Benchmug. When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
Get the Pulled a Johnnymug.