Skip to main content

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
mugGet the johnny parsonsmug.

Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher December 31, 2023
mugGet the Slippery Johnnymug.

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared
Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.
by Papaspizza June 24, 2017
mugGet the johnny eyesmug.

Johnny

A man who speaks clearly & Fully Fluent in English, Spanish & French. He high vocal strength & Loudness which he cannot be quiet anymore, anyone can hear him clearly even if hes tired.
Modern people have normal skulls, But Johnny has a warrior skull, that symbolizes his dominance.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
mugGet the Johnnymug.

Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024
mugGet the Johnny Sundaemug.

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
mugGet the claim a Johnny Benchmug.

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
mugGet the Pulled a Johnnymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email