Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Jesse

The complete opposite of a big fat chud

Oh Jesse? Yeah his girlfriend is beyond lucky.

by Lilxfetusxgf February 24, 2026

jesse

most amazing man to ever meet in all the world. Absolutely sent as a blessing from God to spread his light and although he may dim that light it’s always there to be seen. His effect on others is nothing short from great, you’ll never meet someone who will make you feel like you have to do better for him because he’s so perfect until you meet him. He’s loved by everyone around especially his girlfriend who loves him far more than he does! Best hugger, kisser, cuddles ever and no matter what the day may bring on his smile could truly bring positivity in someone’s heart. Don’t even get me started on his laugh, best sound that could ever be heard. He brings comfort and safety and makes who ever is around him feel cared about. He loves to joke around with the people around him and loves to especially rage bait his girlfriend. He also loves to tickle her on her hips because he loves torturing her and making her make a cringyyyy sound like “ ewhhh” or something like that! If you ever meet a Jesse cherish him, just not mine.

I’m so very in love with jesse

by jesseabsolutelover March 10, 2026