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Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀
That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.
by Madame Frog April 3, 2023
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024
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jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.
ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!
by Dreyk February 8, 2017
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Joke

Someone who has the vision.they are not BASICnot basiclegendfyee
by ASAP inc May 24, 2019
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Jokes

When bullies shove you in your locker. At least that's what they call it.
Dude that was a funny joke. Your jokes are really funny.
by SkinnyLeegend February 8, 2018
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Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …
by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021
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