by McLvn September 11, 2014
A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.
by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018
The act of vigorously salting the rim of ones butt hole and allowing a partner, male or female, to lick the salt off of the rim of the ole rectum hole.
by lukey_dukey October 26, 2011
"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."
by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022
An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.
by juicebox-enfuego February 13, 2012
A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009
The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
by Grouthor April 02, 2010