Indian Chimney

Popularised by Eric Abetz the Indian Chimney, so named because of its ability to produce excruciating heat and copious amounts of fluid, is elegant in its simplicity.

The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences.

Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint.

The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag.

The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
Megan and I had an awesome Indian Chimney on wednesday night.
by Glenn Gomez September 13, 2025
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Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
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indian lizarding

when you and your 3 best friends find an indian lizard to munt
sup dude, me and the gang are going indian lizarding this weekend, wanna come?
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indian burn

Sexual movement on the cock, involving three hands, yes, the guy has to be involved too, this movement is the twisting and turning on the cock causing all of the skin and flesh to burn off, and the significant other eats the skin with rice
“Hey babe you want to try and indian burn”

“Ah fuck it les goo, get the rice ready for after”
by baddr69 February 10, 2020
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muck indian

A person of Native American heritage who is extremely dirty and unwashed, and can usually be smelled before they are seen.
Oh boy, did you smell that muck indian in the 7/11? I couldn't spend another second in there!
by Supersquawhunter August 5, 2024
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indian babyfood

When something is spicy, like a curry or masala, but when pressed, you're told that the children gobble it up.
Oh no, that isn't spicy, beta, that's Indian babyfood. We can make it hot for you if you really like.
by Marbles12078 July 6, 2022
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