a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025

hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

when you say hi and 100,000 people start throwing tomatoes at you.

you: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 1: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*

by Iampotato9749 January 21, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

IMS

if memory serves

An alternative to IIRC, which takes one more letter to type and two more syllables to say.

The vote gaps in Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania were each more than 100k, but then so were the number of voters erroneously removed from blue-district rolls, ims.

by WhatwasIsaying February 3, 2025

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting”

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025