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Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum
Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!
by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017
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Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.
A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.
by Shycetasian August 1, 2013
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hipster-gangsta

A person who wears jogger jeans and they're caps backwards. They also like punk rock and gangsta rap and prefer bands like Crazy Town and The Bloodhound Gang. Most hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's eat chewing gum a lot and aren't criminals or anything.
I was walking down the street and I saw 3 teens wearing jogger jeans, backward caps and 2 were wearing old trainers and hoodies. They looked like hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's
by rtl74 June 11, 2014
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hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.
Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.
by that-handle October 2, 2014
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Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
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Hipsters

There are no true hipsters because hipsters are mainstream and hipsters are against the mainstream.
Hipsters are to mainstream, so therefor I am not a hipster. Or maybe I am.
by wifeymaterial December 12, 2014
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hipster manipulation

Many things throughout history and in our daily lives have been at one point influenced by hipster manipulation one way or another. Be it laws that have come into effect or lies we are told by those in power so people will believe they are true.

When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.

Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.

Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.

Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.

"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973

AdamRuinsEverything: The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal

Look up Harry J. Anslinger

"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."

the-strange-story-of-how-tide-pod-eating-went-viral
Noone had heard of the new viral challenge until the media used hipster manipulation and then it was on everyones mind.
by Internet Friend January 23, 2019
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