wiggywiggy hours

when you’re very sad and you just think and cry for hours about your problems and how your life sucks

why do you look like you’ve been crying? oh you know just the old wiggywiggy hours

by wiggycarran May 21, 2020

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Straggler Hour

The short period of time after the bars close (2am ~ 2:30am) and all the stragglers (“nasty’s” ranging from 7.0 and below) migrate and corral outside the bars.

During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…

Big Mike: “Yo Larry, it’s almost 2… hurry let’s go outside we gotta hit straggler hour - it’s our only hope!!!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”

by Eric Emma Williams July 10, 2023

Sad Boi Hours

When your lonely and depressed in november.

"wow c is going through Sad Boi Hours."

by C. Mat. Ar. November 11, 2020

Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022