by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022

M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Me. Amani Hayath.
by Dakota secret July 10, 2021

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what youâre doing, wonât let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called âgirlfriendsâ, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommendedđ«
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called âgirlfriendsâ, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommendedđ«
C****? No, sheâs not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you âthe girlfriend experienceâ.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you âthe girlfriend experienceâ.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.
In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.
Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.
Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
