Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.
by Olsiver November 29, 2020
Get the Evanmug. The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024
Get the Bob Evansmug. shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Get the Evansmug. by bob.vance January 21, 2020
Get the Evanmug. the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024
Get the Jake Evan’s Musicianmug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug.