as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted
by Goomba420 February 12, 2024
To procrastinate or be idiotic
I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
by Evon zoo June 12, 2022
A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.
Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......
by RCKOS February 19, 2020
He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 23, 2022