Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

by Hikkin December 19, 2012

First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.

"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."

by phobes21 August 31, 2011

urban dictionary date

when you spend time just looking up words on urban dictionary for the fun of it.

Girl 1: Why didn't you finish your homework
Girl 2: I had an urban dictionary date

by sodapoplover May 16, 2016

Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

by GQDK December 4, 2014

Mother Russia Date

When a date is proposed backwards. The man will ask the woman for a sexual favor, ranging on what the favor is, the woman will then tell the man what he has to do. The date then starts with the sexual favor, then moves on to what the woman asked to do (i.e. go to a movie, take her shopping, go out to dinner, etc.).

I took out Jane on a Mother Russia Date, she gave me head then I had to go see that new chick flick with her.

by ijustwantedhead February 20, 2011

Take-on-a-date-able

A girl that is approachable enough to be taken out on a date.

I hung out with Ricka after school and realized that she is very take-on-a-date-able.

by awaidude February 1, 2010

online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020