Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!
by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013
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cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.
"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"
by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003
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getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
by the pervy pilot December 01, 2017
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Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.
Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!
by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
by thegreattang March 30, 2011
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Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
by NavelBoy August 31, 2014
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Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.
Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".
by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018
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