Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
by Leuko April 8, 2024
Get the Clean your microwave!mug. by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the come cleanmug. When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
Get the cleaning ze windowsmug. The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.
"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
Get the Cleanmug. He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
Get the Mr Cleanmug. The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).
Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.
Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024
Get the Shake and Cleanmug. by Tony and the Tan Lines August 6, 2022
Get the Hate cleaningmug.