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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
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Clapped

Damn dude Finn’s truck is Clapped”
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Boomba clap

A boomba clap is when you slap someone twice at the same time on the side of the head.
You: Look over there!
Friend: looks over there.
You: Boomba Clap!
Friend: What was that for?
by DaJackAttax April 29, 2022
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Clapped

Fam Altair’s so clapped fam EEEEEEEE
by EEEE CLAPPED GUY May 9, 2022
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clapped

damn man that jayden fellows is clapped as fuck
by motherfuckingDOGG May 12, 2022
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Clapped

Someone with terrible genetics and generally ugly
That daithi fella is clapped, reminds me of that character from the goonies.
by TheEarthIsFlatIpromise October 30, 2022
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