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Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!
by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013
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cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.
"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"
by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003
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Cock Dumpster

Term for a male or female who likes to receive many different cocks as often as possible. Occasionally at the same time.
It turns out she was an absolute cock dumpster
by Browner7680 December 9, 2010
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cock date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.
I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.
by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015
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cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.
You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.
by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011
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Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
by That waffle June 5, 2018
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Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
by Jim Keats October 9, 2014
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