Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!

it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!

by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013

cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.

"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"

by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003

Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.

Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!

by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019

cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..

She was cock skiing the both of us..

by THrrn July 12, 2016

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

Cock Blazing

The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.

"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I

by Herpetitis November 3, 2017

cock date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015