bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

Fat bastard

Bailey

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey

by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022

Fat bastard

Bailey

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey

by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022

Bastard

A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.

Bastards are often misunderstood

Why do they write in a journal all day?
They’re a bastard, they are creating.

by The Bastard November 27, 2022

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Fuck bastard

A very stupid person

Leave me alone you fuck bastard.

by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

Dopy Bastard

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.

Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.

by lad55 May 7, 2022