she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs
She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.
by Jujupayway December 07, 2021
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Mini she

A midget version of a female Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil would be inconsolable for about 15 minutes if she lost mini she.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
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All That She Wants

She leads a lonely life
She leads a lonely life

When she woke up late in the morning light
And the day had just begun
She opened up her eyes and thought
"Oh, what a morning"
It's not a day for work
It's a day for catching tan
Just lying on the beach and having fun
She's going to get you

All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
(All that she wants)

(All that she wants)

So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter, you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you
Won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you

All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)

Ahh
Ahh

All that she wants is another baby (is another baby)
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)
All that she wants is another baby (is another baby)
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)

All that she wants

All that she wants
by Death Menace June 28, 2023
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at least shes pretty

Used for someone super dumb as a way of redeeming them and establishing at least one good quality they have
She said 2+2=5
Well at least shes pretty
by Jdnsnskxju September 28, 2021
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She's~male

Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.

How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.

Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021
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She's The One!!

what a mf says about a girl he openly states that he likes. its one of those things that dudes do when they find a girl they WANT more than anything else in the world. shiiiit this mf would prolly travel half way round the world for this girl and still keep on going. but its not usually all what he thinks it is. when they get together for a couple of months or years but dont do anything to make it more serious (ex: sex, marriage, a kiss, anything that would move the relationship forward) the dude will eventually find out he doesnt really like this girl and will most likely move on from her. its just one of those times in life where dudes and girls learn about what love really is and what to find in a person.
Jamal: Bro you need to calm down, shes not all THAT
Brayden: Nah bro i swear SHE'S THE ONE!!!
Jamal & Others: Whatever bro...
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" November 25, 2022
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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
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