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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
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Breaden and Alma

So Breaden likes this girl Alma, but lives far far away, and Alma does not like Breaden. Therefore Breaden got rejected by Alma and “Breaden and Amla” will never happen.
Did you here that Alma reflected Breaden, guess they will never be “Breaden and Alma”.
by I AM VERY VERY BORED December 6, 2019
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020
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3 March Zoe and Alma day

3 march is Alma and Zoe day were everyone has to have fun and try new things
Omg let’s celebrate 3 March Zoe and Alma day!
by That giurlllyyyy February 20, 2021
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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021
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