Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
Get the Sharon Stoned Hairmug. by Can someone tell me who asked April 9, 2020
Get the stoned buddhamug. "Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate
by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014
Get the steal the stonemug. When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024
Get the The sword in the stonemug. I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
by jerilds April 25, 2024
Get the I'm stoned cause I'm rock hardmug. by Snowcial October 7, 2017
Get the Stone Bonemug. by MoosieJuice March 6, 2020
Get the Stone Assmug.