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Girlfriend

someone who is slay and your bestie
Veronica: omg, hi Jessica!
Jessica: Hi Girlfriend!
Veronica: You look like Elephant Feces and smell like Dead FIsh
Jessica: WHAT THE-
by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023
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Girlfriend Is Better

Ha! Who took the money?
Who took the money away?
Ha ha ha ha it's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
And I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again
Ha! Takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
Ha ha ha ha no need to worry
Everything's under control
O U T! But no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
I think it's right, better than this
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)
Oh! Down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! Driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems
Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool)

Going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you
I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend shes's better than that
And nothing is better than this (is it?)

Girlfriend Is Better
by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023
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Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.
Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving
by K0EK November 22, 2019
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This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
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the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012
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Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!
Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back
by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022
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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
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