Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010

Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

by llooop August 10, 2008

Douche Groupie

1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.

2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.

Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.

by skudrudder August 16, 2009

douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.

"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."

by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009

Douche bag

Kanye West

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur

by jenellefosho September 20, 2009

douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

douche-amania

when you are put in situations where you are surrounded my complete and total douchebags.

omg guise this place is total douche-amania. let's get the fuck outta here.
douche douchebag

by neverbebg April 1, 2010