dick piece

When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,

otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a

phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate

YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express

our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."

Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all

that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."

A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this

house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."

In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"

by marktheface April 15, 2010

Flag

Get the dick piecemug.

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

Flag

Get the Fecal Dickmug.

Wasted Dick

The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.

John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".

by Mr. Sammm August 16, 2011

Flag