One Cuck Man

When a man has ascended past One Cuck Boi and is a very strong thot slayer, they ascend and break their own limits, becoming the One Cuck Man.

Holy hell, that man just ascended to One Cuck Man from One Cuck Boi.

by LuciferKarmaMorningstar December 11, 2018

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

pac-manning

The art of navigating the grocery store during the Covid-19 pandemic, so as to avoid the other dangerous shoppers and obtain fruit.

Man, I went to the store at 7 to do my pac-manning before the whole crowd got there; some chick was wearing a bag on her head for a mask.

by FredBot3000 April 10, 2020

Mans’s

A man who you fuck with for fun, but he ain’t got no other hoes. So he stays loyal to you!

Girl I’m headed to my mans’s tonight. No I ain’t go post him? He ain’t finna be all over my shit🙄

by PiratePrancer January 9, 2022

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018