Licky man

The man who goes into hospitals and heals the elderly by licking them.

Thank you licky man for curing my dementia!

by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night

by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

The sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive mr steal yo girl giving multiple anal orgasms on sight

Dominic you are the sexiest man alive

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023

No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted

“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough”

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021