hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"

Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"

by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016

Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

Billie Jean shits in a jug

Billie Jean shits in a jug -

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

by sdajdsja May 20, 2020

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick

The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY

BE A TOXIC GUY AND TALK SHIT TO A RANDOM FURRY ON December 16-24 2021!!

TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY is a day where you can toxic to random furries and they cannot talk back.

by znet December 16, 2021