Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
Get the The Cool Goonmug. Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.
“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
by Jonedog March 1, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025
Get the Goon to a twin daymug. A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.
i'm gooning
by the random. October 14, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. 