willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois

Bois lets go have a gang wank

by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020

Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.

Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄

by Sez1987 August 23, 2021

Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.

Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank

by Freddieptv November 19, 2020

Wank Fiend

A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone

Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend

by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018

Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.

Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.

by Theilliterate June 28, 2023