Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

Unicorn Developer

What is a unicorn developer? A so-called “unicorn developer” is typically a highly experienced specialist with a rare or broad skill set. Yet, the term often causes confusion. Some argue that full-stack engineers are unicorns too.

Dude, the unicorn developer in your team farted out the most elegant code ever. Made my work stuff look like dog shit.

by Alerticus Manystein July 20, 2022

alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.

Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.

by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021

Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.

When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn

by chonie pockets November 28, 2019

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.

Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn

by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017

Unicorn

A rabbit that flies and talks. It can also breathe underwater :)

"Unicorn aren't real dummy"

"But I saw won!"

by jimbob number 10000 September 15, 2023