Mum-dumpster

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)

Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster

by Mister Noodle June 3, 2022

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.

You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Elf Mum

The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'

Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world

Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne

by Hugh jasssss October 1, 2021