Always takess the kids when you get a divorce. A Karen cannot be trusted as a wife. If you are in love with a Karen, change your mind.
Guy 1: How did your divorce go?
Guy 2: Karen got full custody of the kids.
Guy 1: Damn, that sucks man.
Guy 2. I can only see the once a month.
Guy 2: Karen got full custody of the kids.
Guy 1: Damn, that sucks man.
Guy 2. I can only see the once a month.
by RippingTides February 13, 2019
Get the Karenmug. the definition of a Karen is a middle-aged/old white female that makes a ridiculous fuss over everyday things. often claims people and makes up laws and asks for federal papers. Karens also hate drive thru's and will ram your car just to get their food sooner. Karens share a bloodline with "the soccer mom" and the "anti-vaxxer".
by TheBreadMilk October 9, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Closely related to a “Karen” A “sexual-Karen” is a girl that only considers what she wants in sexual play. Odds are you are doing everything wrong anyways. If she isn’t happy no one is. On top of it she will deny she is a sexual-Karen because she cannot be wrong in her eyes.
Tim:hey baby do you like when I touch you like this?
Ashley: you’re doing it all wrong make circle.. harder... slower... you know what I’m not in the mood anymore.
Tim: Geesh stop being a Sexual-Karen.
Ashley: I’m not, but good luck getting laid for the next week.
Ashley: you’re doing it all wrong make circle.. harder... slower... you know what I’m not in the mood anymore.
Tim: Geesh stop being a Sexual-Karen.
Ashley: I’m not, but good luck getting laid for the next week.
by Moosegator February 28, 2021
Get the Sexual-Karenmug. White lady with short hair, preferably blonde, republican. Asks for a manager, has two children, usually two boys, and is divorced. Hates skaters, bikers, and disabled people
That woman is such a Karen
by www.twinks.edu November 2, 2020
Get the Karenmug. She had gray hair in her thirties. Anti-vax. Mother of 3. ---->LIBERAL<---- Yup, she's the reason your manager called you to their office.
Skill level: 100000
Attack: 9999
Defense: UNYIELDING UNREASONABILITY
Special Move: Manager Manifest ~ Lvl. 100
Skill level: 100000
Attack: 9999
Defense: UNYIELDING UNREASONABILITY
Special Move: Manager Manifest ~ Lvl. 100
by Hugh Jestcock October 24, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A wealthy uncultured individual who doesn't understand Rasta mouse and petitions to have it banned for being offensive when infact Caribbean toddlers and parents loved the show
My godmother's wounded . Kulture Karen's ruined her son's favorite show when they've no black acquaintances themselves. Madness
by Pom123 April 8, 2022
Get the Kulture Karenmug. A middle aged typically Caucasian female who believes that she has the right to, in any situation no matter the context nor her own preparedness take hold and boss around other people even if they may be more equipped or qualified to perform said task. They will claim to be backed up by non-existent laws that would permit her to boss around others if a person does something that the Karen does not like. Karen's will typically travel alone but occasionally they are seen in groups called complaints. When possible they will claim that vaccinations gave their kids autism when in fact it was genetic. Karen's will rave about "essential oils" and how they will protect their children from diseases. They will then make their child go to school even when they are terminally I'll with a contagious strand of the Black Plague.
That Karen just harassed a single mother and her infant child for walking on the left side of the sidewalk instead of the right and then called the cops.
by Little-Mac June 5, 2022
Get the Karenmug.