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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
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grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*
by damb_man July 7, 2018
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spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
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Famous Coffee Artist

Linda Finstad has earned the title of famous coffee artist by painting over 1500 original coffee paintings.

She discovered painting with coffee as a way of keeping busy during the pandemic and this distraction changed her life. Her coffee paintings are featured in 7 books and an entire line of greeting cards. The art is made using different strengths of instant coffee on watercolor paper.
Due to the prolific practice of painting with instant coffee Linda Finstad is the famous coffee artist
by Famous Coffee Artist August 17, 2024
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jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee
boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure
by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022
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Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.
Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”
by sea net playa September 8, 2021
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Miami coffee

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?
by Hadita December 1, 2023
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