Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

Square Badge

Square badge- private security guard,mall cop. Used mostly in the NYC area.

Once Pat retired from the NYPD, he's working as a square badge on a mall in Westechester.

by Seamus603 October 18, 2025

Square

Whatever you think it is. Usually used during a battle of comebacks to confuse you're opponent.

You're such a square.

Man, some square went down at that party last night.

Stop being a square!

by leedleleedleleedlelee March 15, 2011

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024

Round square

A hypocrite

He is such a round square

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022

The square hole

Oh my God wow. Jesus Christ honey relax.

Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Orange Squares

A drive through the skyline of a city. Comes from the orange building panels (squares) which turn orange at 6 p.m.

I need orange squares and the car stereo.

by silverseal September 18, 2011