Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

Spoon hit

The dope residue left behind in a spoon

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!

by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm

I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days

by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021