Status Side-Conversation

When two people or more have a non or semi related conversation on your status on facebook. It is super annoying.

Status: Saw Paranormal Activity today...so scary!!
John: Saw that movie, wasnt scared
Jack: Hey john!!!! How are you?????
John: Hey jack, nm, just school.
Jack: Oh really? That's cool
John: Wbu? How are you doing? Still with your girlfriend?
Jack: Im doing great! Yeah, were still together. Where do you go to school?
Me: ...seriously, guys? Take your status side-conversation elsewhere!

by RxSS November 4, 2010

Canadian side piece

A person you can sleep with while you're abroad in Canada without worrying that your significant other will find out.

PERSON 1: I'm going down to Canada to hookup with this girl
PERSON 2: Aren't you worried your girlfriend will find out
PERSON 1: Nah, that's my Canadian side piece.

by Teneo4759271 December 22, 2021

nice front side

"nice front side" is the term used when describing someones face or frontal genatalia. used more for comedy but some super skanks will go for this.

HEY YOU!!! you got a nice front side...

by jackattackmcdumper July 11, 2011

bright side of the moon

An extremely white ass.

Her bright side of the moon was showing, so I told her how embarrasing it looks.

by WWJD? July 6, 2007

Shayna in the side pocket

This is a sexual maneuver was made popular in Baltimore, at fetish house parties. One person kneels on a pool table on all four, while a second person works the thick end of a pool stick in their ass like a dildo. After getting off the person on all four a couple times, things are "loosened up there." The second person then gets up on the pool table, laying on their back, they slide between the legs of the person on all four (from behind). The person on all four then takes a shit in their mouth.

We watched that freaky guy get a "Shayna in the side pocket" from a tranny in the pool room at the house party.

by Arch Bagger October 8, 2019

side show bitch

someone who is never as good as their peirs, always in the way never the "leader" ushually is just...there

yo you dazed him like a side show bitch

by giaraffe April 19, 2009

Side-Ways Sally

To receive fellatio, while standing, from a girl who has her head cocked (pun intended) at a 90 degree angle from the floor. The distinguishing factor of a Side-Ways Sally is that only her head is turned; she is not laying down horizontally, but kneeling.

Friend 1: Dude, was that girl handicapped? She walked out with her head turned sideways...
Friend 2: Na Brew, she just got done giving me some Side-Ways Sally.

by Longcock McBasketballs June 9, 2011