wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,

Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake

by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

Giggle shake

When you hug a girl and she grinds her front hips on you to feel your erection. Bonus points if she giggles

Keri totally gave me a giggle shake yesterday, it was amazing

by MartinLubeHerThingJr September 18, 2016

aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016

Shaking pelvises

To intertwine genetilia.

"So are you going to be shaking pelvises with that woman after the movie?" Also used for yourself; "I am trying to get my pelvis shook!"

by Salty Sal November 20, 2018