this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!
by andrew tates toilet. January 05, 2024
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018
A "shake it doe" is a name for a girl that ain't got no ass but her twerking like moves are extremely sexy.
by TruthManDan March 01, 2017
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 22, 2013
Getting fucked so hard when she gets up her knees wobble so much she can barely walk A.K.A (the baby dear)
by Seanymomo April 22, 2021