Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

Salty

A salty person tends to find the negative in every thing or is just rude af for no reason

I said "Good morning Jake"
Jake was like "What's so good about it"
I said "ew your mad salty"
Or one doesn't acknowledge your lighthearted mood
Joking around and they take things too seriously.

by Ozzyarr March 10, 2015

Salty

What you are after playing Counter-Strike.

He was salty after he lost his counter-strike match.

by kiyuu May 28, 2017

Salty

Peter

Peter is salty

by Bill121212121 October 13, 2016

salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

by Bing_C March 3, 2016

Salty Coffee

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.

Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings

by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017