punk the pig

For a male to masturbate.

After I leave the strip club, I'm going home to punk the pig!

by Alan DeerWood May 16, 2006

Pigs Ears

Beers.

"Lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Pig's ear

Cockney rhyming slang for beer

Bloak: you up for havin' a few pigs mate?
Yank: naw dude, i'm married.
Bloak: "pigs" you wanker! pig's ear = beer! get it?
Yank: o yeah, haggis all around! haha.

by REV777 December 10, 2008

spiritual pig

A radicle, Bible believing christian who reads the Bible on a consistent basses. One who pigs out on the Word. One who reads the Word (Bible) but does not apply it to his/her life.

Be a Spiritual Pig and get in the Word on a constant basses.

by Antenucci February 8, 2008

pig monkey

a.k.a. Scott Adams.
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)

Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*

by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004

greedy pigs

Viacom and DISH Network give me back my South Park you greedy fucking Mtv pigs!

I hope you die!

by burn in hell you rotten motherfuckers March 9, 2004

Pig in the blanket

When you rip out a girls tongue, wrap it around your dick and start jerking off.

Her tonge was so long I had to get a pig in the blanket out of it.

by the atrain July 9, 2009