Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.
by lazyinnyc January 07, 2013
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vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock December 13, 2015
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small in the pants

Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.
by GNR1987 March 14, 2014
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Don's Pants

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.
Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!
by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020
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Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.
Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!
by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020
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hecky pants

Man Hecky Pants sure is the best Beef Boy around
by Deviled Bread August 28, 2018
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pike pants

A member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity’s pants. Most commonly found in a female college student’s living space.
“Oh my God Lily, do you also have pike pants in your house right now?”

“Dude, I totally left my pile pants somewhere last night.”
by gibtionarydotcom February 13, 2023
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