Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches

Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop

by 8footbunch May 21, 2022

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.

Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

Dry my swimmers

The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating

After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers

by Marleysj May 12, 2018