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Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy
Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo
by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020
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washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015
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machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...
by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022
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douche machine

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.
by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.
mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it
by g000le April 18, 2011
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sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy
Woah, Diako is a sex machine!
by ivanyang June 12, 2021
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