the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.

Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.

by DJneoport January 22, 2024

Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”

by Tee hehe August 1, 2019

Noodle Reload

When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama

"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"

by rarararamen May 16, 2016

Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 1, 2023

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018