ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

ank mum

A mum with 24 ankles that eats at tiger temple in terrigal twice a week

Damn that ank mum loves Thai food

by Aquadaddy January 22, 2023

ur mum

a large, hideous monster.

1- “holy shit, whats that big fat monster?”

2- “what?? where?”

1- “oh. its just ur mum”

by laxatives4life January 22, 2023

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023