ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 04, 2022

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 October 28, 2008

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 08, 2017

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021

Ya mum

Comeback of the century

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.

Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum

by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021