Ya Mum

what kids scream after you insult them

"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"

by datreelmavp November 30, 2017

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 07, 2024

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 04, 2022

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 October 28, 2008