I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Kei

Kei was a trainee in iland and he didn't get to debut. but he WILL debut. we all live you kei !!

Kei is so handsome, his abs!!

Kei is going to debut! or else >:

by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

Keys

A hidden meaning of K.Y.S (Kill your self) So you can't get in trouble.

"Oh my gosh, Jacob KEYS!"
"You should go Keys :P"
"MAKAYLA! KEYSS"

by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017

Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.

Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!

by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Alicia keys

best rnb artist of all time

Alicia keys is the best singer off all time

by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021