elyana keys

elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.

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ow who hit me? oh that was elyana keys.

by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022

scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.

what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!

by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025

key

i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.

Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this

by joodicles October 7, 2022

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012