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Jordan

Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz
by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
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A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
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jordan is so good at soccer
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Jordan is the name of a hoe.
Oh you talking bout that nigga Jordan, oh he for everybody.
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Jordan

The biggest ibis you will ever see he is annoying and make that’s what she said jokes. His whiter than a pimp and have short blonde hair withe pimples all over his face,he doesn’t care about anyone else but himself . His a Dick to society and should be gone like begone thot if your a Jordan go kill your self
Jordan is the biggest dick head you ever see
by DrDesrespect December 28, 2019
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